A new book

I'm writing a new book, ya'll. Well, it'd be my first book actually. I'm going to publish it through CafePress. I can't give a definite timeline as to when people can expect it out, but I'll be working on it over the summer. It's about a dysfunctional family...no...not mine, but I draw inspiration from them. It'll be funny, don't worry.

My girlfriend is coming down here to visit the day we get back from North Carolina, and staying over Memorial Day Weekend. That's gonna be cool. We're going to North Carolina because my sister Tiffani is deaf, and every year the deaf children in the county get together and go to some attraction or park in the southern area (last year it was Tennessee). This May we'll be going to Paramount Carowinds. Should be fun.

Big weekend this weekend: Star Wars opens across the world in theaters everywhere, and nerds unite and talk about how superior they are to Trekkies and Hobbits. I read that hundreds of dorks in France dressed up in stormtrooper costumes and the French surrendered....typical.

I've found the next two tattoos I want to get...it should be the final two but that's what I said when I got my last two. It's addicting. You know what else is addicting? Heroin. I don't know personally, but from what I understand it is. Pfff.

Catchya later Hopkinsians.